Pulling Off a Huge Stunt in the Netherworld Game from the Start!

Hao Yuncai, nicknamed "Golden Egg," woke up to the ultimate transmigration package: bound to the horror game Youdu, he was chased nine blocks from the start by a vengeful bride! Faced with blood-red candles, a white silk noose, and certain death, he ducked under a table with his head in his hands, only to trigger a bride-drifting bug by accident. From then on, he unlocked a career full of outrageous stunts as the "spokesperson for physical exorcism." With a socially catastrophic silencing spell in his left hand (scream "I'm a pig" to save your life) and a salvaged [Broken Peachwood Sword] in his right (Attack +1, Durability 1/10), Golden Egg's haunted-house escape is one absurd episode after another: smearing soy sauce on a ghost's face, using spicy-and-sour rice noodles to mess with its sense of time, and even dismantling a well-rope to use as a rappel line, earning himself [Frayed Silk Pants] (Agility +1) after a fall. When the bride's red silk turns into a raging wave, he waves a bloodstained marriage contract and roars, "Lin Wanqing! Your fiance didn't run away from the wedding!" And just like that, he uncovers a century-old massacre... In the world of Youdu, a hundred kinds of ghosts run rampant. The head nurse in an abandoned hospital is dancing the disco? A fake-hair talisman targets her hyaluronic acid weakness! Zombies at the funeral home are dancing? Mix sand into the sticky rice and get bitten for your trouble! Red clothes are banned at the Happy Zoo? He turns his underwear into a hood and breaks the deadlock! The Tower of Ambition is colluding with an evil sorcerer? Forge the books to spark a guild war, then lug a stone bollard over to use as a crossbow emplacement: "This is what you call a human-powered mobile work of art!" Yet the Scarlet Nightmare blood curse marks his brow, a regulator's mechanical eye hangs in the sky, and the threads of reincarnation bind him... As his companions burn through their lives to pave the way home, and the sacrifices of ninety-eight past lives turn into starlight, Golden Egg, clutching a bloodstained jade hairpin and armed with his bug-like constitution, laughs as he blasts through the ultimate truth: "Being a coward is instinct, charging in is an attitude, and making a scene is life! But if anyone lays a hand on my brothers..." "God or ghost, I don't care. I'll pluck you until you're an UR-tier reaction meme!"