Bound to the Lazybones System: I Became the Beloved Darling of the Ancient World by Doing Nothing

“Your Majesty, if you want to strangle me, then go ahead and do it.” I smiled as I flung the torn memorial toward the candle flame. Watching the tyrant who had made me drink poison in my previous life go rigid with shock, I said, “In any case, these water-control plans...” The ashes drifted onto the gold dragon embroidery of his dark robes. “...are harder to swallow than poison.”