Traveling Through the Water Margin: I Am Wu Dalang Selling Lemonade

I am a waiter at Snow King Lemonade Co., Ltd. I work hard every day, but my monthly salary is 3,000. My girlfriend thought I was too poor, so she ran away with the manager of Xiaolu Coffee next door. I was criticized by customers for being slow at work every day. Everyone said that I was poisoned by eating Sister Yu's vermicelli. One day I picked up a mobile phone on my way home from get off work. A page popped up on the mobile phone that read: Travel through the Water Margin and take you across the Song Dynasty. I had had enough of a useless life, so I clicked OK without thinking. When I woke up again, I found a beautiful woman in ancient costume sitting next to me. She told me that it was time for Dalang to sell cooking cakes. What! I actually traveled through time and became Wu Dalang? Ward's Law? After all, I am also a 173-cm tall guy (mini version). How can I be so big? You can't explain this! My eyes returned to this beauty. She looked like Zhiling. She must be Pan Jinlian. He saw me drooling while looking at her, and said again: Da Lang, it's time to sell sesame cakes. You've already called me Dalang, so what are you talking about? If you don't get up, later you will say: It's time for Dalang to take medicine, and I'll get up and sell sesame cakes. While walking, I was thinking, let's see how I sweep across the Song Dynasty...