I Just Wanted to Rebel, Why Did I Become the King?

[Hilarious contrast + lying down to win + behind the scenes + invincible flow] When I was eight years old, I was visiting a brothel and bumped into my biological father. We were both dumbfounded. I wanted to fail in the imperial examination, but was forced to become the youngest Jinshi in history. Southern Xinjiang wanted to rebel but the emperor made me a king. Now that I'm back in Beijing, dad pretends to be a loyal minister and I play the role of a good boy. All the civil and military officials in the dynasty praised our father and son for their loyalty and filial piety. Sitting on the dragon throne, His Majesty smiled kindly: "My dear, I will leave the treasury and military talismans to you." Me: "???" I just want to be a dude! This script is wrong!