[Tycoon fantasy + System + no simping + taking his brothers along for the ride + funny everyday life]
Lin Mo became a laughingstock after his breakup, then got bound to the [Simp System]! But... the person it bound him to was his roommate and good buddy, Chen Hao?!
System: “Spend money on him and you'll get rich!” Lin Mo: “There's a deal like that? Haozi, catch my love, in the form of a money offensive!”
Clutching his outrageously expensive breakfast, Chen Hao trembled: “Mo... what's gotten into you? Or... are you into me?” (He downloaded an anti-fraud app in the middle of the night.)
Chen Hao, clutching his new phone and trembling: “Mo, snap out of it! I'm straight! As straight as they come!”
From then on, Lin Mo went all in on his outrageous antics:
A pretty girl asks him out? “Hold on! My buddy has to come too. I'll help him get a chance!” (The campus beauty and the mature beauty: ???)
His spending rule? “Don't let a good girl down? Don't waste a bad girl's time? No! My money is only for Haozi!” (Cashback really is the best.)
His buddy gets emotional? “Don't cry, Haozi! Every time you cry, my cashback multiplier shoots up!” (Mission: Make your buddy cry.)
His ex regrets everything? Gold diggers throw themselves at him? The campus beauty secretly flirts with the clueless Haozi?
Lin Mo: “A love triangle? Not happening! Haozi finding a girlfriend is my path to getting rich! System, look, his ‘love’ for me is growing again!”
With his tycoon skills maxed out and bad-boy catchphrases flying, Lin Mo keeps walking the tightrope between getting rich off his buddy and being mistaken for a man who can be turned gay by his buddy...
Also known as: “Does This Simp System Have to Bind Me to My Buddy?” and “Bro, Get a Little More Emotional and I'll Be Able to Buy a Private Jet!”
It was originally intended to have multiple female protagonists, but it turns out that the male protagonist has always been in a high class with his roommate, and a school beauty showed up. Maybe I will write about it later, but I have been writing about how the male protagonist dotes on his roommate and the roommate's reaction. I originally read Chapter 25, but then I started reading the latest chapter and ended up still living in the dormitory with my roommate. I personally feel that the key point is not that the male protagonist and his roommate are superior, but that the male protagonist achieves invisible pretense by pampering his roommate and then embraces the beautiful woman or other plots that make people feel happy anyway. Come on, author.