From the start, it's hell mode. I, Qin Feng, a cannon-fodder character at the third level of Qi Refining, am hauled onto the Execution Platform, where the stunning female sect master at the Nascent Soul stage is about to execute me in public!
At the moment between life and death, the [Supreme Intelligence-Dropping, Great Dao Halo System] activates!
[Core Function: Spend points to force absurd logic into a target's mind, making them convince themselves!]
[Passive: Great Dao Halo! The more nonsense you spout, the more profound and mysterious you seem!]
I'll bet everything I have! Spend 1,000 Intelligence-Dropping Points!
"Stop! Your killing intent is too strong. Your swordsmanship is wrong. It's an illness, and it needs treatment!"
[Ding! Target "Luo Bingyu"'s trust increased by 30%!]
"The scientific name for this illness is Advanced Cultivator Qi Disturbance and Negative Emotion Amplification Syndrome, abbreviated as... Cultivation Madness!"
[Ding! Target "Luo Bingyu"'s trust increased by 70%!]
"Want to be cured? Simple. First, become my disciple, then practice my original Great Art of Heaven and Earth, Yin and Yang, Balance and Unity!"
[Ding! Target "Luo Bingyu"'s trust is now 100%! Entering deep intelligence-dropping mode! She has become a believer!]
Looking at the icy sword master before me, who believes every word I say and has even started practicing beginner yoga under my guidance...
I fall into deep thought.
This System seems a little too overpowered!
Unlock new poses with each lesson! Collect the complete yoga set to summon the ultimate divine dragon... No, the ultimate mystery prize!
This book is perfect for readers who enjoy My Senior Brother Is Too Steady and want extreme contrasts, wild imagination, and deadpan nonsense!
😏 The writing is great and the setting is quite interesting. I hope there won't be wireless matryoshka dolls later 🤦