**"My mother sent me 17 messages before she jumped off the building - I read them all and didn't reply."**
Emotional paralysis breaks out around the world: couples use memos to divorce, and children set do not disturb settings on their parents.
The night I burned my mother's last words, Fuxi's mecha tore up the phone screen:
**"98% emotional entropy value has been detected. Do you want to start the neural chain resoldering?"**
I trembled and clicked OK.
The next second, the bronze welding gun pierced the temple:
**Mozi program fuses hatred → Zhuangzi protocol rewrites pain → Sage algorithm turns tears into civilized fuel**
Now I am in charge of the Fuxi welding gun, specializing in treating Wenwen rural disabled people, psychosis, and late-stage emotional cancer.
**WARNING:**
**If you are afraid of being seen through the dirtiest scar in your heart——**
**Now! Immediately! Row away! **
(9823 Welders are staring at your choice...)
