Who gets it? The late-life comeback System arrived a hundred years too early, and I'm only three.
[At the age of 103, in your twilight years, your family is destroyed and everyone sees you as trash. Reward: Innate Sword-Baiting Saint Physique (effect): Every time you bait someone with a sword, your sword intent grows dramatically.]
[Comeback mission: Steal a supreme treasure from Li Yingluo, the Bright Phoenix Empress, within two years. Reward: Art of Defying Heaven and Deceiving Fate.]
"System, screw you #@,"
"I'm only three! I've got little arms and little legs, and you want me to make a comeback against an unparalleled empress?"
Zhang Chusheng had given up hope, until those terrifying enemies appeared.
The gluttonous, crybaby two-year-old empress; the snotty five-year-old God of War who follows everyone around; the foolish, wicked three-year-old Demon Venerable who ran away from home; and the Dragon Girl Xiaobai, who will never be a slave unless room and board are included...
"Holy crap, the great emperors are all little kids too? Doesn't that make me invincible?"
Years later, Zhang Chusheng, already invincible, calmly answers the world's questions: "I owe everything I've achieved to my own hard work."
