Rivaling the Ten Thousand Paths: From the Start, I Have the Cool and Distant Senior Sister in My Grasp!

[Yin-Yang Dao + Outer Sect Disciple + Daily Life with a Talented, Cool Senior Sister + Blackmail and Extortion + Wild Worldbuilding] I accidentally took control of my senior sister. What should I do? “Don’t be afraid, cool senior sister. I won’t do anything to you, heh heh heh...” Then I accidentally entered the Yin-Yang Dao. What am I supposed to do now? “The Secret Manual of Ecstasy? You had something this good and didn’t bring it out sooner, senior sister? Were you worried you’d scream ‘don’t stop’ until you lost your voice?” And I accidentally awakened a divine ability that lets me see all the sordid business between men and women? “I’m the Fate-Bond Diviner. If I say you’re cheating, you’re cheating. If I say you’re sleeping around, you’re sleeping around. Don’t believe me? The man brings misfortune to his wife, and the woman brings misfortune to her husband. Don’t bother explaining it to me. Go explain it to your cultivation partner. My reputation has always been rock-solid. Want to settle this privately? Sure, but it’ll cost you extra.” And now a peeping tom has come knocking? [Thieving Heaven], you’ve been up to this kind of thing? “What? I name the targets, you take the pictures, and we split the spirit stones fifty-fifty?”