The most humiliating death in history: beauty Xie Mi drowned in a river of filth.
The most humiliating transmigration ever: beauty Xie Mi’s soul transmigrated into a “dog.”
Heaven’s favored daughter Xie Mi died in a manure pit after an absurd accident.
Even more absurdly, her soul transmigrated into Erlang Shen’s Howling Celestial Dog.
On her first day as a dog, she discovered that her canine nose could “smell” people’s fortune. Her master Yang Jian’s golden aura, in particular, smelled like premium chocolate.
So she wags her tail and plays the loyal dog by day, then sneaks bites of her master’s good fortune at night. The more she absorbs, the stronger her dog body gets, until she can even become half-human, half-dog!
At the peak of her power, the beautiful Xie Mi drops all pretense. She turns the God of War of the Three Realms into a husky, then parades through the Southern Heavenly Gate with her former master on a leash. Hands on her hips, Xie Mi declares, “Now I’m the master!”
The Jade Emperor is furious, and all the immortals come after her? Xie Mi smiles sweetly and officially launches her “green tea” campaign in the divine realm: snuggle up to Donghua during his lectures and absorb his luck, hug Tianpeng during dog training and absorb his, and cozy up by the fire with the Crown Prince to absorb his... Beauty is a weapon, and stirring up trouble is a strategy.
With the fortune of the entire Heavenly Court now on her plate, Xie Mi crosses her legs and teases the “little mutt” by her feet. “Yang Jian, there’s just one secret to climbing from a manure pit to the Lingxiao Palace: be ruthless when you eat, and make sure your cute act is convincing!”
