**An iron pot, a magical skill! A five-year-old ghetto kid's hilarious journey to the top! **
In 1998, the garbage dump was the treasured golf course of five-year-old Jiang Zihan. The first "racquet" in my life was a flattened clothes drying fork with a leek box stuck to it. When his venomous neighbor mocked him for playing basketball like "it's better to use a frying pan than a great dancer", the stubborn idiot took it seriously! That night, a large ancestral iron pot was stolen, and 108 briquette holes were drilled out, euphemistically called "aerodynamic weight reduction" - the first "iron pot war god" in the slums was born! **
At the entrance of the Fly Restaurant, the greasy dining tables formed a ball net. The little Jiang God of War swung the ancestral iron pot riddled with holes, blasted off the dentures of the canteen owner Uncle Li with a "smoke-filled ball", and accurately fed the can of red oil and spicy food! Since then, the world has been shaken:
* **"Scientific" training shocks the neighbors:** Practice your touch with briquettes! Practice your steps by chasing wild dogs! Take dirty water as a defense! Drilling holes in the bottom of the pot is a matter of faith!
* **"Avenged Cup" Metaphysics Battle:** Professional sports school genius? Watch my iron pot use the wind to change the path of the ball! The dust carried the ball over the net! The badminton ball got stuck in the hole in the bottom of the pot! The opponent collapsed and shouted: "This is fucking witchcraft!"
* **The "Pot Party" counterattack: ** Remove banners in sports schools? Crushing the racket? The regular army laughs at me as a savage? Foolishness breaks all laws! Rubbing the ball in front of the net = shaking the spoon! Violent smash = swaying the pot! The coach will be so angry that he bursts into tears, and the genius will be beaten until he doubts his life!
* **The soul of the pot is burning at the top of the Olympics:** When the whole world questioned the "Chinese reckless man", he was wearing the national flag and at the match point of the decisive game, he brazenly hit the ultimate goal that condensed half a lifetime of naivety.
