Reborn as a Tour de France champion after a car accident, Pogačar's body was stuffed with the soul of a social animal who couldn't even find the gearbox. The Giro d'Italia became the laughing stock of the entire Internet, but it was bound to a sand sculpture championship system——
[Newbie's task: ride a pink lady's car around the field! Reward: Physical Recovery Potion]
When the Tour de France started, he used the system simulator during the day to improve his professional skills, and at night he broadcast the spaghetti rings live to gain millions of fans.
Until the time trial went downhill, my butt cramped and she twisted into a "lobster corner", and the commentator shouted: "Physics no longer exists!"
His old enemy Vanderpool launched a biochemical attack with lemons, and Wenger forced him to a desperate situation with the hypoxia threshold.
When the system failed, he relied on misremembered tactics to trick his opponents into entering the supply station, and used the wild rocking car that the original owner hated most to run over the end of Xiang Street——
"The yellow jersey is stained with blood and crosses the finish line!" Screenshots from global audiences freeze: Chen Mo (Bogačar) becomes the new king of the Tour de France!
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