The Max-Level Slacker Is Forced to Save the Tragic, Handsome Male Lead

A hellish start? This couch potato is forced to max out wilderness survival!

Su Wan is a modern superhuman whose ideal life is to lie flat and live like a couch potato. Her favorite pastime is tasting every delicacy under the sun. She takes a sip of wine with her stingy System, “Taotie,” and then gloriously transmigrates, following the ghostly silhouette of a general reaching out to her from the edge of a cliff.

Xiao Heng, the Great Zhou god of war who once sheltered her with tender kindness, has had his collarbones pierced and every bone shattered. He is nailed to a prisoner cart and paraded through the streets like livestock! The once-mighty general has become a prisoner, wanted by the court, humiliated by enemy chieftains, and betrayed by his trusted followers...

The “Taotie” System keeps nagging in her ear: “Mission risk too high! Recommend giving up!”

Wilderness survival turns into an extreme challenge: Pursuers block the way ahead, while their hounds hunt her from behind. She leads a band of wounded soldiers through dense forests, climbs sheer cliffs, blows up altars, and breaks into ancient tombs! Disguise, mechanisms, feng shui and divination: she's forced to unlock every skill tree!

The lovesick god of war is AFK: The general is unconscious the entire time, his life hanging by a thread and sustained only by her breath of life. Turning him over, feeding him, wiping him down... The once lofty god of war has become the heaviest “baggage” in her arms. She is exhausted enough to curse, yet can't help sighing at his ravaged, handsome face.

How will the broken god of war be reborn? When Xiao Heng opens his eyes, he faces not only a body covered in scars and stripped of all martial arts, but also the piercing pain of betrayal by his own kin and abandonment by his country. His former faith has crumbled. How will he rebuild his soul from the ruins? And where will this complicated bond between him and her, born of gratitude and tangled up with awkward dependence and a pledge to share life and death, lead?