The day I dressed up as Teacher Qin Shihuang, my suit and leather shoes knocked over his dessert plate.
Little Ying Zheng stared at me: "Immortal?"
"No, he is the teacher who teaches you how to unify the six countries."
I taught him the world map, and he destroyed the Six Kingdoms; I taught him physical levers, and he built a giant trebuchet.
Until he handed in his homework: "Teacher, is it possible to burn books and humiliate scholars?"
The writing on the bamboo slips is as sharp as a blade.
I smiled and tore up my homework: "This question is beyond the scope."
The next second he pulled out the dagger: "Does the teacher think that killing a master is superior to the Gang?"
——Wait, this dagger seems to be the one I used to cut paper yesterday?
