Honghuang: I Fooled the Demon Emperor and Quietly Became a Sage

I transmigrated into the Primordial World, only to become a snack for Dijun and Taiyi? From the start, I was about to be refined until my soul was utterly destroyed! Lu Yun was panicking! Fortunately, the "Crisis Preparedness System" activated. If I couldn't beat them, I would just have to bluff them for all I was worth!

"I am a fragment of the Great Dao, born to carry the demon race's grand cause through the ages!"

Watch me spout utter nonsense with a straight face and fool the future Demon Emperors into becoming the top enforcers of my great "survival-first" cause!

"Want to unite the Primordial World? That's thinking too small! Learn my survival-first mantra: stockpile provisions, build high walls, and claim the throne later!"

"The Cataclysm of Dao and Demon? Don't panic, let them fight! Once both sides are battered, we'll go "clean up the battlefield" and scoop up a massive pile of merit while we're at it!"

"Too much merit, and now the Heavenly Dao has its eye on you? Fear not, I'll give you all the merit. The blame... I mean, all the glory, goes to the Demon Emperor! You can be the brightest star in the Primordial World while I laugh my head off behind the scenes!"

This is a hilarious story about a transmigrator who uses nothing but his silver tongue to fool the fearsome Demon Emperors into becoming his best enforcers, turning the turbulent Primordial World into a survival-first cultivation game.