Good-for-nothing poison cultivator × spirit-network livestream × infinite dungeons: Others weather tribulations with their Dao hearts. I cultivate through comment-section showdowns! Official synopsis:
At Cloud Summit Academy of Modern Cultivation, a thousand-year-old immortal mountain has been moved into the clouds, and eight majors compete in an endless race to outdo one another.
Sword cultivators obsess over sword intent, talisman cultivators compete over emojis, poison cultivators make dark cuisine, the Joyous Union Sect markets couples, and the Heartless Dao cultivators vie to be the loneliest...
As for the heroine, Jiang Li, her entrance test reveals “Five-Element Spiritual Roots ≈ bottled water,” and she suffers a public humiliation on the spot.
To survive, she opens Spirit Net: Vision and starts livestreaming
· Day one: poisons all the new students on campus, gains 300,000 followers;
· Week one: gets the top sword cultivator to dance to “Love You,” gains 1 million followers;
· Month one: takes center stage in the Joyous Union Sect’s succubus talent show, gains 5 million followers;
· Graduation tribulation: livestreams all eighty-one bolts of heavenly lightning across the Spirit Net, and faces them head-on with a “shipping shield”!
