As physical fitness declines worldwide, mine keeps improving instead.
In the blink of an eye, I become the world’s only strength king, an idol, and an internet celebrity with a billion fans.
One shot.
Running 100 meters in 20 seconds somehow makes me the fastest person in the world.
Running 20 kilometers makes me the person who has run the farthest in the world.
Doing 50 push-ups on livestream somehow gets me a million followers.
This is so strange.