[Era + Barrage + Group Pet + Funny + Two Male Leads + Wearing Books + Playing Pigs and Eating Tigers + Protecting Weaknesses]
Su Hezhang, the author who has been on the street for 10 years, has entered the "era essays" he wrote with full of resentment.
Do you think there is too little CP? Just gather Shifu + the alternate team and weld the "Shura Field" into the plot.
Do you think progress is slow? At the beginning, the 50-square-meter bed was filled with people, skipping the ambiguity and going straight to the outrageous level.
Do you think the heroine is too "settled" and not happy enough? Then let her become a hands-off shopkeeper who holds ten iron rice bowls and collects wages while lying down.
Don't have a "warm" routine? The best Tiantuan team in the courtyard went directly to work, cooking, blowing up the stove, pumping excrement after meals, singing at night, and falling to the floor and touching porcelain during the day! Write the "chicken flying dog jumping" in the warm daily life.
Not a spoiled wife, not with the army? ! Okay, the heroine: 18 years old, 180 pounds and 180cm tall, dark, strong and mute. In what era was the literary capital lady weak, white and thin? The black and strong princess is getting married, everyone gets out of the way!
In the era of "gangsters can be shot", write the setting of ten men.
I never expected that I would find myself in a novel I wrote. On the one hand, there was an existential crisis in the world of the book where I could be arrested and shot at any time. On the other hand, readers complained about "pornographic articles" and "rebellion against Tiangang".
Looking at the hole I dug with my own hands, I feel regretful.
