Douluo Dalu: I’m a Cultivator, and I Beat Up Tang San

[Transmigrating into Douluo, I Refuse to Train in a Martial Soul!]

Lu Qingming discovers the truth about this world:

Soul Masters are the gods’ crops to harvest, while Soul Beasts are disposable batteries.

He topples Slaughter City and refines the Ten Headed Fierce Yang Serpent into a golden elixir;

He shatters the Sea God’s pillars and recasts the Golden Trident as a stone to guard his sect;

When the God Realm sends down the Nine Heavens Demon-Slaying Thunder Tribulation

An azure lamp burns through the ages, and the gods hear the lament of the Heavenly Dao collapsing:

“Cultivators are the greatest calamity to ever befall Douluo Dalu!”

If you’re a fan of Douluo Dalu, don’t read this. I’m just here to make people laugh.