[Oral Oral of the Jade Emperor]:
"Wu Di! My 'Lingxiao Palace WIFI Exclusive Speed' package is now! Now! Open it for me! Also, the Queen Mother is very 'loved' by the 'Snail Noodle Flavor Yaochi Shower Gel', so I will quickly select... Uh... 100 Boxes and send them to Yao Chi Palace! The fee is deducted from the incense merit points! Also: If the shower gel is not 'good', you are the only one to ask! (PS: My VIP card number is CN-YD000001, please do it quickly!)
I stared at the screen and was silent for ten seconds.
Then, I suddenly ejected from the Taishi chair, rushed into the kitchen that was still full of sparks and smoke like a gust of wind, and roared at the God of Cookery who was trying to light the air fryer with the Samadhi True Fire:
"Old food!! Stop studying your crappy pot! Urgent mission!!"
The God of Cookery looked back with a confused look on his head.
"Take the stinky tofu essence, aged durian paste, and the ten thousand-year-old canned herring concentrate you packed at the bottom of the box from the Dragon King of the North Sea last time! Take them all out for me! Purify! Super double purification!!" My eyes lit up, "The 'Supreme and Invincible Ultimate Edition Snail Noodle Soup' specially ordered by the Queen Mother... Bah! It's a shower gel!' Let's give it a blast this time!!"
In the corner of the inn, the always sneaky Landlord looked at the smoke with a weird color and even weirder smell rising from the direction of the kitchen. He silently took out his old flip phone again and pressed the shortcut keys skillfully.
"Hello? Mr. Yan? It's me, old-fashioned! How did you think about the matter we talked about last time...
