My Prime Minister Is Always Drawing Turtles

Shen Zhi'an felt that he must have read the wrong script - others were reborn as counterattacks and slapped in the face. He was reborn three times, and each time he accurately hit the "suicide ending": the first time he became a general, his horse was tripped during the charge and fell into the enemy's heap. He was hacked to death; the second time he took the No. 1 Scholar exam, he wrote "Your Majesty's Holy Ming" instead of "Your Majesty's remaining Ming" when writing policy papers, which was regarded as a mockery of the emperor's "only cleverness", so he was beheaded; the third time he became the prince's consort, he was given poisoned wine by the princess and died on the spot. Opening his eyes for the fourth time, Shen Zhi'an realized: No matter how much fame, wealth or fortune, no matter what family, country or world, it is better to eat hot steamed buns alive! The emperor asked him to go to the border to fight? He clutched his waist and his kidneys were weak: "Your Majesty, I changed the light bulb last night (by mistake) and my waist slipped while I was practicing arrows. My bow shook even when I drew it. If I go there, I will be killed." Princess throwing hydrangea to attract a bride? He squatted behind the crowd to tie his shoelaces, accurately caught the hydrangea with the back of his head, and performed "being knocked unconscious" on the spot. After being carried into the Prince Consort's Mansion, he pretended to be sick until the princess thought he was about to die. The officials recommended him to be prime minister? He painted a turtle every day at work, and the painting was crooked and faded. However, the emperor praised the turtle picture and said, "Zhi'an! This turtle shrinks its head and looks like a Zen. To govern a big country is like cooking a small delicacy, it must be stable! It must be hidden!" Shen Zhian: "...?" He had promised to put it all aside and make ends meet, but how could he somehow become the "unfathomable wise man" recognized by both the government and the public? ! What's even more outrageous is that the people who killed him three times before actually came to hug his thigh this time: "Master Shen, please take me to bed!"