As a modern street-fighting author, Li Goudan was almost sacrificed as a "human animal" on the first day he became King Zhou of Shang Dynasty. In order to save his life, he was forced to use Internet scripts to rewrite the plot of the Conferring the Gods: packaging the "retreat" gesture into a "heaven-sacrifice dance to communicate with the gods", fooling the witches and Zhus into kneeling in worship; using oracle bones to carve "Wen Zhong must live for 30 chapters", but the tortoise shell exploded and predicted that "the master will rebel within three days"; he even roped in Daji as a "plot planner" and asked the Jiejiao Immortal to form a group to debut and perform a girl group dance...
When Jiang Ziya came to the door with the "Orthodox Outline of the Conferred Gods", he changed it into a cool article: "Yuanshi Tianzun must give gold fingers! Otherwise readers will not buy it!" Wen Zhong was so angry that he threw the Bronze Lord: "Your Majesty! Your script is more messy than the cracks in a tortoise shell!" The leader of Tongtian sold the "Zhuxian Sword Formation Model" on a live broadcast, and the sales were so poor that he fainted in Biyou Palace from crying...
How come the promised great cause of annihilating business has turned into "The Story of the Development of the Gods and Top Rankers"? What's even more outrageous is that the Lord of Hell of the Underworld sent a reminder: "King Zhou! When will your "I Write Happy Articles in the Underworld" be updated? The Ten Palaces of Hell are all waiting for the update!"
——Help! I just wanted to write a life-saving online article, but why did I fail to write the entire plot of the Three Realms?
