After dying, he transmigrates to a planet where cultivating immortality and practicing martial arts are part of the nine-year compulsory education curriculum.
Wang Ruihong eagerly rubs his hands together, ready to show off, only to discover that he has transmigrated into a stray, shit-yellow cat.
Just as he despairs and considers challenging a Cybertronian to a duel on the road, hoping it might let him transmigrate again...
His cat talents awaken, and so does his ability to hiss!
Hissing at creatures stronger than himself makes him stronger.
After hissing 100 times, he breaks through to the Hissing Warrior realm.
After hissing 10,000 times, he breaks through to the Hissing Grandmaster realm.
After hissing 100,000 times, he breaks through to the Hissing Martial Saint realm.
That's not all. The System keeps up with the times and lets him hiss online through Douyang, speeding up his progress.
Countless years later, when the people of this planet finally embark on interstellar voyages to explore the sea of stars,
they discover a round-headed, ancient cat larger than a planet, hissing at a gigantic monster with a humanoid outline, an octopus-like head, countless tentacles, and a body covered in scaly, gelatinous material.
Someone even notices that it looks a lot like the round-headed ancient cat that hissed at their great-grandfather.
“Maodie, you're still alive!”
By then, Wang Ruihong has long since become an Immortal of Hissing!
What do I care if you're an ancient god or a Heavenly Emperor? You're just another target for my hiss!
At the peak of immortality, the Hissing Immortal comes first; first there was hissing, then came the heavens!
Hiss until no one in the nine heavens and ten lands dares call themselves a kitty anymore!
At the end of the universe is a black hole, and a round-headed ancient cat so enormous it stretches beyond the range of sight.
He's hissing at the other side of the black hole!
I no longer know what heaven and earth are 🙂