After Binding to a Prank System, I Died of Embarrassment 99 Times

Chen Mo's greatest wish in life is to go unnoticed.

The corner of the office, the spot by the subway doors, the far end of the group dinner, the back row of the group photo.

He earns 9,000 yuan a month, takes home 7,200, and lives in a ten-square-meter rental in Xixiang's urban village. He gets by on instant noodles, and his ex once called him “so boring.”

But the System says, “No. You have to put on a show.”

And just like that, his life changes from “random passerby” to “one stunt after another”:

Dancing to “Chicken You So Beautiful” outside a bubble tea shop, making onlookers laugh so hard they nearly drop their phones;

Pretending to be sick on a rush-hour subway to scare off a woman using moral pressure, only to have passengers secretly record him and post it online;

Doing fifty push-ups on the office floor, while the whole company watches and someone even treats everyone to more than a dozen cups of bubble tea;

Every time he succeeds, his stamina goes up by 1, his looks by 1, his social charm by 3, and his bank balance by 10,000.

Every time he fails... Never mind. He doesn't even want to think about it.

Three months ago, he was a programmer who walked with his head down and stammered when he spoke.

Three months later, all of Shenzhen knows the man in the neon-green skull shirt.

More importantly, he's surrounded by more and more beautiful women:

**Shen Qingyi**, beauty score: 94. The icy beauty he met on a morning run. Strictly raised and never been in a relationship, she's now the one asking him to go running with her again tomorrow.

**Liu Feifei**, beauty score: 92. A dazzling older woman who runs a short-video studio. She gave him a five-second hug the first time they met.

His ex saw one of his videos and sent him a WeChat message: “Chen Mo, you've changed.”

He stared at the screen for three seconds, then replied, “Still think I'm boring?”

She read the message, but didn't reply.