Yan Lingji Says I’m Asking for a Beating

When Lu Xiaofeng transmigrates, the System malfunctions and turns the “Myriad Worlds Tyrant System” into the “Myriad Worlds Dare-to-Die System.”

The first thing he sees after landing is Yan Lingji bathing. Without thinking, he blurts out, “Did you drop a golden Yan Lingji or a silver Yan Lingji?”

The next second, a fiery snake coils around him, and the System announces: [Title acquired: Yan Lingji's Official Rice Dumpling].

Desperate to stay alive, he shouts, “Spare me, my lady!” On a distant tree, Wei Zhuang nearly laughs himself off the branch.

A new quest appears: [Pat a tiger on the rump once].

Seeing Yan Lingji's flaming fist, Lu Xiaofeng bursts into tears. “Do this System and the heroine have some personal grudge against me or what?”