God-Slaying Mind Magic: Applying to Kill the Gods

[Slay the Gods + no CP = ship whoever you want + two male leads (desperate straight guys, run!!!) + everyone loves Ci + a flirtatious, laid-back beauty]

Chu Ci You lives in a world made up of NPCs, suitors, and protagonists. The suitors cause one disaster after another while Chu Ci You sleeps. The suitors and protagonists are madly in love. Chu Ci You counts ants. The suitors get pregnant, fake their deaths, and run all over the world, while Chu Ci You orders NPCs to beat one another up. Life is dull, so Chu Ci You decides to play around with a System. If you walk along the river often enough, sooner or later you'll get your shoes wet. One day, he transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and comes face-to-face with the Eight-Headed Serpent the moment he arrives.

Wang Mian: “The little brother who likes chocolate brownies.”

Chocolate brownies are divine delicacies.

Lin Qiye: “I always feel like Ci-ge looks at me a little strangely.”

Just a mild case of protagonist aftereffects, haha.

An Qingyu: “Thoughts, imagination? How amazing. I want to...”

Nope. No. You don't want that. Goodbye.

Shen Qingzhu: “Love at first sight. Such a sweet darling who needs protecting... I spoke too soon.”

I'm a heavy tank.

I'm a beginner with limited writing skills. I'm sensitive and can't take harsh criticism. Suggestions are welcome, but not from anyone who acts superior. OOC warning: I write whatever comes to mind. This is just for my own enjoyment, but feel free to suggest what you'd like to read.