Record of the Kpis of the Intern Gods of Yonghe Temple

After squatting on the eaves of the Lama Temple for five hundred years, I, a piece of glazed tile that became a spirit, finally got the iron rice bowl of the fairy world - the Wishing Pond Office! My boss gave me a second-hand Tianji tablet, and after saying "feel the wishes of mortals with your heart", I went fishing. The only person responsible for guiding me was an old eunuch ghost from the Qing Dynasty who kept talking about "" and couldn't even figure out the situation. No one told me that human beings have "something behind their words"—— I thought "suddenly getting rich" meant becoming a raging rich man (see Who's Fighting Who Version). I thought "taking off one's single clothes" meant helping people take off that single piece of clothing (physically dispelling heat). I thought "peach blossom luck" meant a truckload of peach blossoms (greening and afforestation). I have obviously tried my best to help every believer realize his wish! But why do they always cry and complain? The KPI of the king next door, Koi Jing, gets full marks every day, and my assessment form is full of "bad reviews"—— "The wish came true... But it's not the kind of realization I wanted!" Until #YonghegongMake a Wish is so accurate that it becomes a hot search—— All the weird wishes from all over Beijing are coming to me, a confused little fairy! "Begging the boss to shut up" "begging the ex-boyfriend to go bald"... I was holding the tablet and was about to cry: these words, it knows me, but I don't know it! [Funny counter-routine] [Shadow Fairy] [Newcomer in the workplace] ——There are 9999 orders left in this month's KPI, sincere little fairies are waiting for their wishes online!