Honkai Impact 3rd: The Conceptual River God in MiHoYo's Games

[Slice of Life] + [Wacky] + [Female Characters]

Good news: the world I was supposed to transmigrate into is a crossover universe, so there shouldn't be too much danger.

Bad news: before I even started transmigrating, the System blew up.

I actually transmigrated into the tree-and-sea universe developed by miHoYo.

Fortunately, the River God template had already finished fusing with me.

Except...

Shui Shaowei:

"This River God... why isn't he anything like I imagined? Does he really have powers like these?"

"Never mind. Looks like something fell from the sky. Let's go take a look."

Kiana: (ง>_<)ง

"Mei, listen to me! Please, listen! I absolutely did not throw that computer part!"

Hu Tao: (´｡✪ω✪｡`)

"Wow! Nine Dragons Pulling a Coffin, Coffin of Dark Mystery... Those names are so impressive!"

Xing: (￣ε￣)

"I think the thing I dropped was this Gundam trash can. Or maybe it was this Armor Hero Nawa trash can."

"Of course, it could also be this ordinary trash can."

Zhu Yuan: O(≧口≦)O

"I was only taking a bath! Why do I have to choose between a muscular loli body and a flat, steel body?"

"You... pervert!"