It Is Often Said That Emperors Are Ruthless, but This Royal Family Is Rebellious

"Your Majesty, Your Highness has escaped from the palace with several other Highnesses!" "What, this bastard, where did they go?" "Go, go to the brothel." "Asshole!" … "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness Prince Xiaoyao went to the brothel again." "This bastard is so big and doesn't make people worry." … "Your Majesty, something happened on the border!" "What happened?" "The barbarians Di Rong have come to invade our Dachen border." "What?" "The eight vassal princes are currently garrisoning hard, but there is not enough food and grass." "Brother Emperor, let me go." "Let's go. If you want to go, you have to wait until our brothers are dead." … "Your Majesty, King Mu Liang is in danger. The Di people have opened a hole in the Great Wall." "Your Majesty, the Nanxiang King has captured alive the Nanxiang King's wife and brother, and now the Nanxiang King is guarding the city." … "They, they have discussed it, and they want to destroy my country, Dachen." "No, Your Majesty, His Royal Highness King Xiaoyao has led four thousand imperial troops to the border." "Your Majesty, His Royal Highness King Xiaoyao asked me to send you a message. He said that when he comes back, he will visit a brothel and you should not beat him again." … Three years later, King Xiaoyao returned victorious. "What? Where did you get me Princess Xiaoyao?" "Princess, it's not good, Your Highness, Your Highness ran away again." "Hehe, I am Xiaoyao King, who in the world can trap me."