You’ve Got to Be Kidding! Why Do Even the Evil Gods Want to Be My Dogs?

【Dual male leads + no official pairing + everyone dotes on the protagonist + a chaotic love rivalry + all five are virgins + irresistible, badass bottom】 After dying suddenly and getting tricked into becoming a magical boy, Ying Shixue thought he could get rich by simply taming a few little monsters. Who knew that once he got started, he’d realize he’d been scammed? Faced with terrifyingly powerful evil gods, Ying Shixue frantically questioned the System: “Am I really fighting evil gods?” No. 1 “I’ll kill you here.” “After all that hatred, I finally understood. I only hated that there was no place for me in your eyes.” No. 2 “Are you truly prepared to face my scythe?” “It took me several thousand years to go from standing behind you to standing by your side.” No. 3 “You’re an ant. You’re not worth my effort.” “If my existence is still of any use to you, please don’t leave me behind.” No. 4 “...” “Lo...ve...” No. 5 “As you can see, I’m dying of an illness. Stay and become my medicine.” “I’m willing to bear fruit for you. Do you want me?” × “We will help you become a Law.”