After They Read My Mind, the Whole Cultivation World Begged Me to Shut Up

The rating is low because the novel was just listed!

[Gossip + inner thoughts broadcast aloud + underdog comeback + beloved by the whole sect]

Transmigrating as the doomed ex-fiancée in a cultivation novel about a mighty protagonist, she’s driven into a corner from the very start by the hero, who has broken off their engagement and brought his new love along. What now?

Jiang Yunluo says: Don’t panic! I have a [Gossip System]!

Her inner thoughts are broadcast aloud, forcing everyone to listen.

On the outside: a cool, aloof immortal maiden, detached from the world.

On the inside: a gossip-loving little gremlin, bouncing around online.

Her hypocritical uncle tries to force her to confess?

[Quit acting like some big shot! Forgot how you were kidnapped by a handsome elder of the Hehuan Sect and made into a cultivation furnace, then turned your backside into the key to your comeback? Proud of catching feelings because someone touched your hemorrhoids, are you?!]

Jiang Chongli: ???!!! (So mortified he crawls away on the spot.)

The hero brings his new love and demands she kneel?

[Xiao Biesan! Stop pretending to be a devoted male lead! Didn’t I catch you in bed with the Hehuan Sect’s Saintess on your sickbed back when you broke off our engagement? I might as well have fed that Creation Pill to a dog!]

Xiao Batian: Shut up!!!

Her wicked stepmother guilt-trips her eldest senior brother?

[You eat ten thousand-year-old snow lotuses like candy, but my eldest senior brother is so broke his long johns have over twenty holes, and you’re still trying to fleece him? You stole life-saving medicine to keep your pretty boy, and you think you’re in the right? I’ll pull your hair and slap you around! I’ll teach you how to behave!]

Onlooking disciples: The eldest senior brother’s long johns have holes? For real?

The gentle eldest senior brother’s ears instantly turn red. He murmurs helplessly but tenderly, “Junior sister… let’s… not talk about that.”

…

From then on, the great masters of the cultivation world tremble at the sight of Luo.

The great masters: Please, just shut up! You’ve exposed all our secrets! We can’t spend another day in this cultivation world!

Jiang Yunluo: That’s unfair! When have I ever said a word? This immortal maiden has always been cool and self-possessed.