My name is Xiaoqi, a former social animal and now a eunuch. I start on the guillotine.
The emperor is my ex-boyfriend. He has a rewind plug-in and has killed me 99 times.
For the 100th time, we shook hands and made peace: he is responsible for coaching, and I am responsible for living.
·During the day: I stirred up troubles in the previous court, and hundreds of officials called me "Thousand-Year-Old Governor";
·Night: The emperor pressed me on the dragon bed and insisted on shouting "Long live".
The queen mother raised geese as weapons, the grand master played chess and carried crossbows, and the noble concubine cried to marry me.
In order to survive, I poisoned all the officials, deceived the system, and became bald in the imperial dining room.
Later, the emperor changed the imperial seal into a ring and said to me:
"The rest of my life is too long. I need an accomplice. Do you want one?"
Me:... I want it! But can you let me stew the goose first?
