After Failing to Win Over the Tyrant, I Became His Cherished Darling

The first time, I chose the [Sage Mentor] template and taught him benevolence. My favorability score dropped to -1000, and I died at his hands for killing his master!

The second time, I chose the [Lone Courtier, Master of Schemes] template and cleared every obstacle in his path. My favorability score fell to -5000, and I died by being boiled alive!

The third time, I chose the [Peerlessly Beautiful Empress] template and loved him with all my heart. My favorability score plunged to -9999, and I died by poisoning!

[Warning! Host’s vital signs have flatlined! After three consecutive failed attempts, the System is about to collapse!]

[Strong desire to survive detected... Hidden BUG option unlocked...]

[Template: Pet Cat. Traits: Harmless, adorable, fluffy.]

I’m tired. Just destroy the world already. Being a cat is nice. At least I won’t die so horribly.

I curl up by his feet, content to be a useless cat who does nothing all day.

But he bends down and grabs me firmly by the scruff of my neck, his low laugh exploding in my ear.

[Ding! Tyrant’s emotional state instantly rises by 10000! Heart rate up 50%!]

[System notification: He... recognized you!]