[Infinite-flow + unconventional golden finger + comedy]
Other people’s Systems: wildly cool and overpowered, handing out legendary gear from the start and crushing everything in sight.
The System I’m bound to: a husky with a supposedly brilliant gaze, whose specialties are wrecking the house, howling, and highlighting things with pee!
I woke up as an unlucky passenger on the Infinite Survival Train.
Everyone else was thrilled about their SSS-rank talents. Meanwhile, I stared at the husky by my feet, frantically gnawing on my shoelaces, and fell into deep thought. Is this thing really my golden finger?!
[Quest issued?]
It chews through the floor = finds a hidden passage!
It barks furiously at thin air = warns of a dangerous boss!
It brings back a mangled bone = an SSS-rank item, pre-chewed edition!
It... it just peed out an arrow?! Help, do I really have to do this quest?!
[Dungeon Survival Guide]
A rules-based horror game? It chews up the rules sign!
A terrifying boss? It chases and bites their tail!
A cunning plot? It wakes an NPC pretending to be dead with a blast of pee!
Now the whole train knows: Want to clear a dungeon? Find the lunatic walking a husky! His System doesn’t play by the rules, and it deals with all defiance by literally tearing it apart!
Other people survive with their wits. I rely on my dog’s instinct for wrecking the place.
But... why is that mutt looking at the train conductor like it’s a giant chew toy?!
Generally watchable, the main character is too cowardly