When seven billion people around the world are collectively thrown into this sea where even the GPS is crying and shutting down, others are studying "how to open coconuts without breaking their teeth", and I am studying how to get the coconuts that others have opened.
Don't accuse me of being immoral, we have professional ethics: after grabbing, say "Welcome to visit next time".
As for those who shouted "Destroy the pirates" - wait until I put on the captain's hat I snatched, and then we can talk about who is the boss of this sea.
