Merit and become immortal? Start by wiping the baby's nose!
Li Shouxuan spent hundreds of years in seclusion to attack the Nascent Soul. When he came out of seclusion, he had an immortal spirit that resonated with heaven and earth.
"Ding! The system of meritorious deeds and immortality has been successfully bound! Please host, please go down the mountain immediately to accumulate virtue and do good deeds."
He was forced to pick up the crying child and wet his priceless robe.
"Congratulations on getting the 'First Taste of Sweet Rain' achievement, merit +10!"
On the water mirror of the Cultivation World Live Broadcast, the monks watched the former aloof Master Xuanqing singing nursery rhymes to the naughty children.
"Master Xuanqing's beard was pulled off! The barrage started!"
"Shock value +999, merit points +999."
Li Shouxuan fell into silence as he looked at the child urine-proof robes in the system mall.
