Kindergarten Teacher Mistakenly Picked up Gangster Gangster

On a rainy night, I picked up an "eldest son" who was sucking a bottle of milk at an amusement park. He is 18cm tall and has eight-pack abs wrapped in a suit, but he curled up in my arms and called me mom. In order to cope with the police investigation, I lied that he was the "father of a divorced child." This amnesia boss instantly entered the scene—— She turned the bottle upside down to feed her baby, peed all over her body, and then seriously reported: "The enemy is using biological and chemical weapons!" The fried love omelet exploded through the kitchen, and the numbered charcoal was forced on me: "Honey, eat it while it's hot!" Until one day, the real villain blocked the door with a knife. He took the baby's plasticine and molded it into a "bomb". The gangster was so frightened that he knelt down and begged for mercy: "Brother, I surrender myself and don't explode!" Me:? ? ? Later I discovered: The bullet hole in his back was a gunshot wound, and he dreamed of dismantling the gun with his bare hands. The memo is full of my preferences: "Xiaoxiao is afraid of the dark (needs to hold hands for 3 minutes to charge)". The last line was a top-secret codename - "Project Team Leader Fang Heng, 80% memory recovery." On the night when the horse fell off, he pushed me down on the children's slide and laughed: "Teacher, kissing is not taught in the agreement? Then I am self-taught." Small Theater At the cute baby award ceremony, he held up the "Remarriage Certificate" drawn by his daughter: "The law recognized it!" I rubbed my pregnant belly and sneered: "If the second child misidentifies his mother again, you will sleep in the doghouse!" He touched my belly and threatened: "Did you hear me? Be good and don't imitate your sister." #On the hard-core daily life of raising a baby by the gangster gangster# #familyPortrait or wanted poster? It's a rush to wait online!