On a stormy night, I found a grown man sucking on a baby bottle at the amusement park. My “eldest son” was 189 centimeters tall, his suit clinging to his eight-pack abs, yet he curled up in my arms and called me Mommy.
To satisfy the police checking our identities, I claimed he was “my divorced baby daddy.”
This amnesiac big shot immediately got into character:
He turned the baby bottle upside down to feed the kid, then solemnly reported after wetting himself: “The enemy used a biological weapon!”
He fried heart-shaped eggs and blew up the kitchen, then shoved the blackened result at me: “Honey, eat it while it's hot!”
Until one day, the real villain showed up at our door with a knife.
He grabbed the kid's modeling clay, shaped it into a “bomb,” and scared the thug into kneeling and begging: “Boss, I'll turn myself in! Don't detonate it!”
Me: ???
Later, I discovered:
The bullet hole in his back was a gunshot wound, and he could dismantle a gun with his bare hands in his sleep.
His memo was full of my likes and dislikes: “Xiaoxiao is afraid of the dark (hold her hand to recharge for three minutes).”
But the last line was a classified code name: “Task Force Leader Fang Heng, memory restored to 80%.”
The night his identity was exposed, he pinned me against the children's slide and chuckled: “Teacher, the agreement didn't teach me how to kiss? Then I guess I taught myself.”
[Bonus Scene]
At the adorable kid awards ceremony, he held up the “Remarriage Certificate” their daughter had drawn. “It's legally recognized!”
I rubbed my pregnant belly and sneered: “If you claim to be the next baby's mom again, you'll be sleeping in the doghouse!”
He put a hand on my belly and warned the baby: “You hear that? Behave yourself. Don't take after your sister.”
#A Crime Boss's No-Nonsense Daily Life as a Dad#
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Tears of laughter and adrenaline surged! I picked up a handsome man with amnesia on a rainy night and called her "Mom" when he woke up? Kindergarten teacher Lin Xiao's bizarre life has been cheated ever since! Lu Chen, a ruthless undercover who was forced to play the role of "ex-husband Dodo's dad", used a milk bottle to suckle to confuse the police, while using plasticine to make a bomb model to scare the gangsters. The pink bear pajamas are in perfect contrast with the deadly skills. There are endless magical tricks such as herring bucket escape, pacifier bleeding, and milk powder paste on the face! This is not a drill, it is the daily life of "Rainy Night"! When the amnesiac boss regains his memory and his affectionate confession hits a bloody mission, how should Lin Xiao protect the love he has earned with his life? Tomato is the most hard-core and kid-friendly novel, with a perfect blend of high-octane action scenes and ridiculous daily routines. It is both sweet and deadly, waiting for you to get involved!