The Otherworld's King of Slacking Off: I Raised a Snarky Beast from the Start

Overworked office drone Lin Xian dies suddenly and transmigrates, dreaming of lying flat in another world and living as a lazy slob.

Who could have guessed he'd be bound to the [Anything Can Be Pampered (Slacker Edition) System]?

Forced mission from the start: take his hamster to do square-dance exercises!

Not one of his pets is normal:

✦ Sharp-tongued hamster A Huang: its insults come with built-in censoring, and its mental pollution is MAX!

✦ Gluttonous divine weasel Qiuqiu: munches on poisonous miasma like spicy strips, then repays its Host by turning into a power bank!

While everyone else is painstakingly cultivating, Lin Xian is being forced by the System into outrageous stunts:

✔️ Auctioning divine artifacts with spicy strips ✔️ Teaching a bald parrot to sing “Conquer”

Then he picks up [Earth Vein Spiritual Marrow] and gets hunted across worlds by a mysterious, loli-looking powerhouse...

“You stole my power? You think you can escape by jumping into a poison-miasma cesspit?!”

Lin Xian clutches his pets and wails:

“I just wanted to lie flat... so why have my cheat-powered pets dragged me into a bloodbath!”