Lin Xian, a social animal, died suddenly and traveled through time, dreaming of lying down and being a salted fish in another world.
Who knew it would be bound to [Everything Can Be Petted (Destroyed Version) System]——
Mandatory task at the beginning: Dance square dance with the hamster!
None of his pets are normal:
✦ The talkative hamster·Ah Huang: Swearing comes with its own silencer, and mental pollution is MAX!
✦ Foodie God · Qiuqiu: The poisonous miasma is eaten as spicy sticks, and the host is turned into a power bank!
While others were working hard to upgrade, Lin Xian was being forced by the system to perform:
✔️ Use spicy strips to auction artifacts ✔️ Teach the bald parrot to sing "Conquer"
Until he picked up the [Earthly Essence] and was chased across the map by a mysterious Lolita boss——
"Stealing my power? Jumping into a cesspool of poisonous miasma and trying to escape?!"
Lin Xian hugged his pet tightly and wailed:
"I just want to lie down... But my pets are driving me crazy!"
