I’m a Fake Eunuch, and from the Start I Discover the Prince Has Period Cramps!

[Multiple Heroines] [Your Highness, Don't Look Back] [Fake Eunuch] [Fast-Paced] [No Level Suppression] [Pure Adrenaline]

I, Lin Bei, woke up one day to find that I had transmigrated into a fantasy world.

The bad news: I had become a eunuch.

The good news: I no longer lacked anything.

The bad news: My current identity was an abandoned son of the Demon Cult.

The bad news: I was about to assassinate an important figure under the guise of practicing medicine, and that figure had just stepped out of a bathtub right in front of me.

Just as despair filled my heart,

my golden finger arrived.

The Goddess Compendium.

Collect goddesses to become stronger.

And the beauty standing before me was none other than the Pure Truth Saintess, the Ninth Prince of the Great Qian Dynasty, and the protagonist of this world: Qin Yuanfeng.

Unbelievable! The Ninth Prince was actually a woman, and she even had painful periods!

Before I could react, two options popped up.

1. Keep trying to assassinate her and die a hero's death.

2. Frame the little doctor fairy who was about to come to the rescue.

I pressed 2. Tap, tap, tap.

1. Keep trying to assassinate her and restore the Demon Cult to glory.

2. Treat the Ninth Prince's period pain and win her favor.

I kept hammering 222.

So there I was, a lowly eunuch who just wanted to scrape by until the end, but why were there so many beauties around me?

The Chief of the Directorate of Celestial Observation's direct disciple: Are you the prophesied one who will save the world?

Me: Yeah, yeah, that's right. You're poisoned, so let me help you.

Lady Lin, a fellow transmigrator: You little rascal, hurry up and hang me upside down. That's right, I want to farm the System's shame points.

Me: Sure, sure. Whatever you want.

Ninth Prince Qin Yuanfeng: Want to play a game with me?

Me: Wait, that's a bit too kinky! No thanks.