Siheyuan: I Snatched Lou Xiao’e and Enjoyed a Lie-Flat Life

In his old age, Shazhu loses the ability to work and is thrown out of the Jia family home. He freezes to death on New Year’s Eve.

Looking back on his life, he realizes it was a complete joke. Seeing the ungrateful wretches he raised with his own hands, Shazhu is sick with regret.

Given another life, Shazhu is determined to stop supporting widows and let other people bear the consequences of their own misfortunes.

Yi Zhonghai: Zhuzi, your First Uncle knows you’ve got a kind heart. You can’t just abandon me!

Jia Zhangshi: Damn you, Shazhu! Fine, I’ll let you get together with Qin Huairu, as long as you make sure I get meat every day.

Qin Huairu: Shazhu, my family is really struggling. You wouldn’t refuse to help, would you?

Bang Geng, Xiao Dang, Huai Hua: Silly Dad, we want a good life too. You can’t just leave us behind!

Looking at these ungrateful wretches, Shazhu just wants to kick them in the face with his size-thirteen feet!