After I Got Cheated On, I Found a Livestream Room for the Three Realms

[Lighthearted Comedy] [Steady Pace] [For Mortals and Immortals Alike]

Qi Feng’s Douyin has mutated.

In his livestream, the Supreme Lord Laozi peddles Nine-Revolution Immortal Pills, Sun Wukong floods the comments with snark, and Erlang Shen’s hound turns into a husky and squats on the street to ogle women’s legs.

Qi Feng casually lists half a pack of Hongtashan cigarettes on the Immortal Path Marketplace

[Ding! Sun Wukong tipped you 1 “Miniature Golden Cudgel”!]

[Ding! The Dragon King of the East Sea bought ten cases of instant noodles! Merit points +999!]

When school beauty Shen Qiutong spends fifty thousand to buy the “lecherous dog” Erlang Shen’s hound, Qi Feng turns around and uses a Rejuvenation Pill to save her billionaire grandfather.

From then on, the vibe in the livestream room of the Three Realms changes completely:

“When will the crayfish be back in stock?”

“Merit points transferred. Please give me some Viagra… I mean, a Strengthening Pill!”

“This seat is willing to tip one Nine Heavens Mystic Stone, as long as the Immortal streams some shopping!”

“Immortal, Immortal, can I be your agent? The ladies of the Immortal Realm want to…”

Meanwhile, in the city of the mortal world, Qi Feng smokes and chuckles. “Want to watch my livestream? First make these immortals pay back the merit points they owe!”