When I opened my eyes, ten years after Chongzhen reign, everything was in chaos, and I became the most useless wretch in the capital.
He was so hungry that he accidentally saved a beautiful little girl.
The little girl is so soft and waxy, and she says "Brother Chu" every mouthful, which is so cute that it melts my heart.
I wanted to take care of the baby safely, but I turned around and saw - what? Is this girl Princess Kunxing? That unlucky guy in history who had his arm cut off by his own father?
Can I bear this? !
I made a decision on the spot, I will protect this girl! Jesus can't stop me, I say so!
In order to keep her fed and clothed, I took out the soap and sugar formula with my backhand, which shocked the Huizhou merchants!
In order to give her toys to play with, I randomly created a kaleidoscope and a small wooden horse, which became popular in the capital!
But... The bandits are coming, the slaves are coming, Chongzhen is such a cheat!
I had no choice but to save my precious princess from crying, so I had to roll up my sleeves and save this crumbling Ming Dynasty!
Chongzhen: "Chu Heng, the treasury is empty again!"
Me: "Don't worry, father-in-law, take it! This is the navigation tax that was just collected. Do you want to buy some American souvenirs?"
