Slacking Off While Cultivating Immortality, Crushing the Workaholic System

Programmer Lin Yu transmigrates to the cultivation world, only to have the "Blessings System" bind itself to him as soon as he opens his eyes: cultivate for ten hours a day, or get electrocuted for your debt!

The sect demands "monthly reports on spiritual consciousness," inner disciples fight over "overtime pay in spirit crystals," and even the Heavenly Dao is exploiting the lower ranks to nurture big shots?

He forms an "Anti-Rat-Race Alliance," teaches a delivery-riding Immortal Venerable to use virtual-machine arts to evade surveillance, and helps ghostwriters falsify their figures. With the Scripture of the Balanced Dao, he breaks through to the Nascent Soul realm while lying down!

"Rat-race champions, I'm the one changing your KPIs now..."