I awakened to a system that said I was certified as an SSR-level psychopath.
System announcement: Congratulations to the host for becoming the only certified mentally ill person in the universe. Please work hard to maintain your condition.
To level up, it had me performing electroshock therapy in the corridors of a mental hospital.
I bit the bullet and used the broom as a stun device, twitching wildly into the air.
The dean held my hand excitedly: "Genius! The ultimate in performance art!"
"Thirty years after our establishment, our hospital finally welcomes SSR-level patients!"
"Quick! Notify all the doctors and nurses and open the champagne to celebrate!"
System prompt: Congratulations to the host for completing his first "Electroshock Therapy" performance and winning the title of "Electroshock Madman".
——Now, it's time for me to think about how to save the world with a broom.
(Work is so tiring and life is so hard. Throw away your brain and immerse yourself in the abstract world of mental illness. Maybe it can turn you into a mental illness.)
