[Ridiculous comedy] + [Meme references] + [Streetwise young guys] + [Wild imagination] + [Invincible domination] [Multiple heroines]
Song Yan, a fat shut-in, transmigrates to a fantasy world and brings along the skinny jeans and loafers he always wanted to wear but could never squeeze into.
Nine volumes of the Heavenly Book: golden fingers that let him defeat opponents above his level.
Then a System arrives too. Which is better, the traditional golden finger or the new kind?
Is Song Yan the child of destiny, or destiny’s ultimate villain?
He teams up with the naive child of destiny to found an organization of streetwise young guys. Anyone who dares to object gets a flying hand-spin kick that’ll teach them what it means to be one of the guys.
How will he turn the naturally graceful heroine, the gentle and refined sect leader, the adorably plump junior sister, and the rest into streetwise young girls?
[This blurb really doesn’t do the story justice. It’s the ultimate wish-fulfillment comedy. If you’re into that, head to the main text for a true story about streetwise young guys!]
This is a new author’s first book. Please forgive any mistakes, or feel free to skip it if it’s not to your taste.
