Chen Daxiong transmigrated into Journey to the West as a little bear demon, Xiong Daliang.
The moment he opened his eyes, a gleaming bald monk was right in front of him.
A famous line rang in his ears: “Senior Brother, Master has been captured by a monster!”
Chen Daxiong nearly wet himself.
In a flash, he slid forward and clung to Tang Sanzang’s leg. “Master, take me as your disciple!”
Tang Sanzang: “Be a good demon.”
Brother Monkey: “Get lost!”
Looking at a mountain of shattered demon corpses, Chen was moved to tears. Then he bound himself to an intelligence System:
“The three wild dogs of the northwest are on their way to dinner… Weakness guide included.”
“The seal on the boss’s treasure vault has cracked. Inside is The Guide to Getting Rich by Looting Corpses.”
Years later, after Chen Daxiong attained immortality through intelligence and plucked the hair off every god and Buddha in the heavens, Brother Monkey asked around a stalk of grass, “What happened to that cowardly bear from back then?”
A roar came from the Western Heaven: “Don’t ask! He’s over there plucking every last bit of wool off me!”
