Chen Daxiong traveled through time and became the little bear spirit in Journey to the West. Xiong Da was stunned.
As soon as I opened my eyes, a shiny bald monk was right in front of me.
A famous saying rang in my ears: Senior brother, the master was captured by monsters!
Chen Daxiong was so frightened that he peed.
In one second, the shovel hugged Tang Seng's legs tightly: "Master, accept me!"
Tang Seng: Be a good demon.
Monkey Brother: Get out!
Looking at a mountain of broken monster corpses, Chen cried until the intelligence system was bound:
"The three wild dog brothers from the northwest are coming to have a banquet... With a guide to weak points."
"The ban on the treasure house of Lao Lao Lao has been broken, and it contains the "Guide to Getting Rich by Licking Bags"."
Many years later, when Chen Daxiong used intelligence to prove his enlightenment and become an immortal, and wiped out the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, Brother Monkey held grass in his mouth and asked: "Where was that coward back then?"
A roar came from the west: "Don't ask! You're fucking trying to pluck my wool!"