You Mess with My Best Friend, I Marry Your Second Uncle. What Are You Going Crazy For?

[Broken relationship stays broken + the second male lead goes crazy chasing his wife + revenge on scumbags + uncle and nephew fight over the same woman]

The night before they register their marriage, Song Bingluo hears her fiancé, Gu Mingxiu, say that his true love is her best friend. He is only marrying her to fulfill a family alliance.

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After one wild night, she leaves a million yuan and plans to sneak away.

Who knew the man in bed would prop his head up with one hand and ask, his eyes full of charm, “Am I only worth a million?”

Only after registering their marriage does she discover that this man is the scumbag Gu Mingxiu’s second uncle! What? She’s put up with that scumbag for so long, and now she finally has a chance to get revenge.

At the wedding, she says, “Hubby, your nephew’s being naughty~” Gu Hanchuan raises an eyebrow. Who dares bully his wife? “Be a good girl, honey. I’ll spank his bottom for you.”

In front of all the powerful and influential figures in City A, Gu Mingxiu is stripped down to his SpongeBob SquarePants boxers and given twenty spanks on the spot.

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Gu Hanchuan is allergic to women, but that day, a soft, sweet-smelling girl lies in his arms, and he sleeps better than ever.

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On their wedding night, a drunken Gu Mingxiu comes to Song Bingluo to beg her to get back together.

Kneeling outside her bedroom, he lets go of his pride, his voice carrying a hint of desperation. “Luoluo, please divorce Second Uncle. Whatever he can give you, I can give you too.”

Gu Hanchuan opens the door and fixes him with a cold stare. “Sneaking around to poach your second uncle’s wife in the middle of the night?”

The woman wakes up at the noise and murmurs with her eyes closed, “Baby, I dreamed about that scumbag.” “Mm? And then?” “I chopped him into bits. I’m so scared.” Gu Mingxiu hears his stern, old-fashioned second uncle gently soothe her: “There, there, sweetheart. Hubby will hold you while you sleep.”